My dream is to be a scientist that makes medicine...whatever u call it...i dont actually have to dream about it....i know i will be...because im gifted in making medicines....when i was 5 years old....i accidentally mix some spices and liquid that i found in the jungle....i was naughty *was?* so i put the mixture in my grandfather's coffee.....the next day he was able to stand up for the first time in his life..yes, his legs were paralyzed since he was born, because he kicked the doctors face and he accidentally pushed himself back in his moms vagina causing his legs to twist like a ribbon.
He was so happy that he talks about his legs all the time and went to the hospital and show the amputated people how joyful itis to have legs...he ran around...he scratched his legs for no reason..he juggles ball with his feet...and even wall kicking...why am i talking about my grandfather now?
The sad part is....he died after 2 days .....the doctor said that someone gave him a toxic poisonous malfunction cryptic liquidized caractive substance that made his lungs sticky and his stomach explode and his muscles melted and his blood became solid...i blamed my medicine...after 3 years...I improved the medicine and gave it to someone retarded to test it....it pretty much failed....it made the retarded guy much more blind and more hairy...and more retarded..i nearly gave up...luckily, i saw my grandfather's soul...floating before me...it felt so awkward...because i was litteraly infront of my computer watching **** and jacks the hell out of my **** ...
He said that if I give up....he will hunt me everytime i jack off....i cried and beg him not to do that..he said he will support me in all means...afterall, i made him go to heaven...lucky old bastard...anyway he made me became courageous,strong, healthy, adventerous, optimistic , cool , horny and etc.
It took me about 7 years to fully research it and made it perfect...i tested it once again....but since im courageous and not self-centered...i drinked the medicine myself...but before that...i hit both of my knees with a hammer till i cant move my legs...it took 3 months to cure em...the sacrifice was so stupid...but worth it....it didnt make any bad side-effects...except for my knees that are 4 inches long...
that was actually my first reason why i wanted to be a scientist..but since it was so damn long and took most of my time...id rather just shut the fuck up...i love u grandfather.. R.I.P
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